Tuesday, December 19, 2017

PLAYOFF CHAMPIONSHIP

🏈🏈🏈PLAYOFF CHAMPIONSHIP🏈🏈🏈

Playing for 3rd place

CHRIS
vs 
TREVOR



CHAMPIONSHIP

One of our new owners has made it to the championship! But he was one of the best teams all season. So this is no surprise what so ever. He was the only team to score 200 last week and looks to be our best bet to knock off our back to back defending champion! So without further delay.... First to the stage for the championship, hailing from parts unknown. Loves only 3 things. Women, playing the guitar and winning fantasy match-ups! His blood smells like cologne, hurting him only makes him more desirable... He once brought a knife to a gunfight, just to even the odds..... Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect..... I give you Derek and the Abdullah Oblongata!




Last to the stage is our 3 time champion! Looking to make it his 3rd title in 3 years! He is the guru of fantasy football. Always knows the exact move to make and what trades to go for. He also has the best regular season record that we have ever seen ( 12-1). He settled down in Robinson IL, now has 4 kids and is a great dad... Fantasy comes second nature to this guy....No less then 25 Mexican folk songs have been written about him.... Panhandlers give him money! His shadow has been on the best dressed list twice.... Once he ran a marathon because it was "on the way".... His shirts never wrinkle and he has never walked into a spiderweb.... He is the greatest fantasy football player of ALL TIME! I give you, THE HERQ DYNASY!


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Battle for 5th place
Brandon beat Nate for 5th place and the one extra lottery ticket. 

LOTTERY TICKET PAYOUTS 
1st--1 ticket 
2nd--2 tickets 
3rd--3 tickets 
4th--12 tickets 
5th--11 tickets 
6th--10 tickets 
7th---9 tickets 
8th---8 tickets 
9th---7 tickets 
10th--6 tickets 
11th--5 tickets 
12th--4 tickets 



Lottery Tickets Awarded
1 Ticket for most points in Week 13
 Chris 201

1st 
2nd
3rd
4th
5th =  Brandon  10 Tickets
6th = Nathan  9 Tickets
7th
8th
9th
10th
11th = Matt  5 Tickets
12th = JR  4 Tickets



Consolation Tournament

The Consolation Championship has come down to Andy and Todd. Not sure if they even paying attention anymore but this could be a good battle. 

Toilet Bowl Championship

JR is dead last for this season. What a way to end his fantasy football career. Bye Bye JR you probably wont miss fantasy football. 

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